‘Cellar Door,’ ‘Your Monsters,’ and ‘All You Need Is Blood’

We’re getting near the end of Spooky Season (Official), so revel in these trailers, folks. Beginning in November, it’s all RomComs and Merchant Ivory-inspired period pieces.

Music video director Cooper Roberts and Bucky Le Boeuf (which might be Logan Riley Bruner’s pseudonym) have co-directed a zombie horror comedy called All You Need Is Blood that’s set to be released to streaming before the end of the month.

Mena Suvari and Eddie Griffin are the big names in this cast which also includes Logan Riley Bruner (Fred from Stranger Things), Neel Sethi (The Jungle Book), newcomer Emma Chasse, Tom O’Keefe, and Louis Mustillo (Mike & Molly). It will be available to stream on October 25th.

If you’re a fan of Lisa Frankenstein and Beauty And The Beast (specifically the Ron Perlman series) Your Monster is probably for you.

Your Monster stars Melissa Barrera (Scream), Tommy Dewey (The Mindy Project), Edmund Donovan, and Meghann Fahy (The White Lotus). It opens in theaters on October 25th.

Listen, if Lawrence Fishburne tells you not to go in the basement, you do. not. go. in. the. basement. Especially if he just handed you the keys to a giant McMansion. What is wrong with the people in Cellar Door?

Jordana Brewster (The Faculty) and Scott Speedman (Underworld) star as the overly curious, and probably doomed, couple with Fishburne in Cellar Door which will be released in limited theaters and on streaming on November 1st.

I’ve had a crush on Lou Diamond Phillips since La Bamba, so if he’s in a movie I will find a place for it here. Werewolves, this week’s lagniappe, seems destined to join Bats in the pantheon of his ridiculous movie choices. But they’re choices we all benefit from. Oh, it also stars Frank Grillo.

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