Forgive Me, I’m Still Laughing At The 19 Funniest Signs Of The Week

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It’s time to pull yourself away from the 2024 Paris Olympics (only briefly!!!) to enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns. Here are 19 that just might make you chuckle:

1.“What are you?”

A kitchen appliance labeled with two drawers: "Animal Killers" on the left and "Vegan Only" on the right

2.“Get the best non-deal of the century!”

Sign above a store display reads, "Special Deal! Buy 3 for the price of 3!"

3.“Yes, you can one-hand a heavy object.”

A sign shows a figure lifting a box incorrectly, leading to back pain, with the handwritten note, "Remember: slap ass for motivation!!!" The sign reads, "Lift heavy objects correctly."

4.“Which one are you?”

Sign on a wall reads: "Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter & some when they leave."

5.“just guess what it is.”

A rectangular sign among bushes reads "DO NOT."

6.“Dick’s pizza.”

Sign for Dick's Pizza restaurant. Text on the sign says: "You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten Dick's. Free Dick's! @dickspizza."

7.“Local bistro in town.”

Sign reads: "We sell beer as cold as your ex's heart," with "beer," "cold," and "heart" emphasized in styled text. Heart image is split, symbolizing heartbreak

8.“You want me to show you what kaboom is?”

A dock sign reads: "Fuel Dock. Absolutely no smoking. Fire + fuel = kaboom."

9.“Someone is pooping wood.”

Sign taped to a wall reads: "To whoever keeps destroying this toilet: GO SEE A Doctor, if not Maybe an exorcist? OR poop in a field with the Other Buffalo!!"

10.“LOL.”

"Caution sign on car reads: 'Caution, I learned to drive on my PlayStation.' Honda Civic badge is visible."

11.“They’re going ‘Back to the Future.'”

Speed limit sign showing "Speed Limit 35". Below it, an electronic display reads "Your Speed 88". Tree branches in the background

12.“Somehow this makes logical sense.”

Sign reads: "Voted best burger in town by some guy who likes burgers," with a parking lot and cars in the background

13.“Did you say ‘cat?'”

Lost cat poster with images of a possum. Text: Male, no collar, not very friendly, not house broken, found on Sunset Blvd, contact info at bottom

14.“Push or don’t?”

Metal button on an orange pole has conflicting instructions: "PUSH" in large font, and "DON'T" in smaller font twice above and below the button

15.“You can’t deny it.”

A sign reads "AHEAD" with a mannequin head above it on a pole. Trees and a road are in the background

16.“Do not walk on rocks, or…”

A warning sign near water reads: "DO NOT WALK ON ROCKS. If you do, and file suit claiming injury, this sign will be marked 'Exhibit A'."

17.“Free things for just £16.99.”

Sign reads "The Best Things in Life Are Free" but is priced at £16.99 below

18.“Talk to each other, remember those days.”

A sign on a building reads: "No free wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk."

19.“Five minutes scared, until I realized.”

A truck with the Guida's logo on the back door is slightly open, revealing a cow's head inside the trailer with crates visible in the background

Don’t miss last week’s funniest signs:

17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Forgot How To Breathe

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