The skincare craze is coming to a head.
Semen seems to be the bone of contention that broke up a self-care tastemaker’s wet and wild romance.
“I started using my boyfriend’s sperm daily in the morning, storing it in ice cube trays to facilitate use,” Brazilian skinfluencer Malelly, 27, told NeedToKnowOnline of her avant-garde abolitions.
Dousing her derma in bodily fluids gave the glamor gal a glossy glow. But Malelly’s incessant need to prime the pump ultimately rubbed her guy the wrong way.
“Over time, our relationship started to cool down,” moaned the newly-single cyber siren. “It seemed like he was there just to provide the sperm I used on my face.”
The spunky sweetie’s sticky treatments are currently all the rage amongst forever young wannabes who don’t mind soaking in little swimmers.
In fact, Jennifer Aniston, 54, is one of the many anti-aging A-listers who’ve copped to using salmon sperm as a means of maintaining her flawlessly fresh face.
The unabashed “Friends” alum has admitted her willingness to “try almost anything” that would preserve her dewey pizzazz.
Salmon sperm-cleaning, with roots in Korean beauty trends, is believed to boost collagen production, increase cell turnover, reduce inflammation and improve pigmentation.
Experts from Seoul-based skincare imprint, Peach & Lily, claim DNA extracted from the fishy substance has “potent regenerative qualities, working not on the superficial level but sinking deeply into skin to work from within, encouraging cell turnover that, in turn, helps firm skin and maintain its elasticity.”
But the benefits of the goop aren’t limited to one’s kisser.
Women are, too, paying upwards of $500 to have salmon sperm injected into their vaginas. The junky jabs are said to enhance floundering sex lives by igniting arousal and triggering orgasms.
But rather than turning to a sea creature for its essence, Malelly was happy putting the squeeze on her beau.
“At first, he found it funny and even felt useful,” said the brunette without naming her now-ex, who quickly grew to resent his role as an unconventional cosmetics supplier.
“He began to question if I loved him or if I was just interested in the sperm he provided,” she lamented. “He felt more like a supplier than a partner, and that was undermining our relationship day by day.”
The on-demand ejaculation jacked everything up.
“He began to feel undervalued and question my feelings, which led to many arguments,” Malelly remembered. “The use of sperm as skincare really worked for my skin, but the price was too high for our relationship.”
“After a while, he even said he felt a bit disgusted by the idea of me using sperm as a beauty product,” she added.
Malelly eventually called it quits.
The smoking-hot heartbreaker is now back on the market for a “new supplier” who’s down to get a little dirty in the name of clean and clear skin.
But, for now, she’ll settle for a quality organic scrub.
“I am looking for new natural alternatives for my skincare that don’t complicate my love life,” said Malelly.