Like her success in the boxing ring, Imane Khelif has come out swinging in a new lawsuit aimed at Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling alleging “acts of aggravated cyber harassment.” In case that wasn’t awesome enough, Khelif’s lawyer is seriously talking about adding Trump’s name to the list. It’s a good day. It’s a very good day. (Variety)
Halle Berry looks bomb ahead of her 58th birthday. (Lainey Gossip)
Jennifer Lopez is still taking Ben’s kids shopping. (Celebitchy)
Shawn Fain is making a literal federal case of Trump and Elon’s circle jerk. (Wonkette)
Roxana wrote about why The Crow doesn’t fly without Brandon Lee. (Vulture)
Blake Lively had final cut on It Ends With Us. That explains a lot. (Page Six)
Mark Ruffalo probably should’ve looked more closely at the things Ilhan Omar voted against before endorsing her. (Mediaite)
From Kayleigh: A Minion dying on a cross is going viral. Here’s why. (Rolling Stone)
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” music video is under investigation for possible environmental damage. (Billboard)
John Mulaney is already mocking the SNL movie. (Daily Beast)
From Jen: Janet Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Samuel L. Jackson, and Tracy Chapman are cousins?! (Threads)
Kittenkong42 gave Winter’s Gift, a novella in Ben Aaronovitch’s Rivers of London series three stars, even though she doesn’t like the main character. “Generally speaking it’s a decent entry into the River’s series but one that you could probably skip and not lose out on the story.” Do you read the secondary characters’ novellas in a long-running series? (Cannonball Read 16)