It’s impossible to imagine anyone but Angela Lansbury playing beloved TV sleuth Jessica Fletcher, and yet, for some reason Jamie Lee Curtis is going to try and make a Murder, She Wrote movie happen. Did that loosen up a slew of Activia jokes in the ol’ Pajiba Slack? You bet your regularly moving a** it did. (Variety)
Timothée Chalamet turns the Complete Unknown red carpet into Halloween. (Lainey Gossip)
Kristin Chenoweth puts Wicked boycott on blast. (Celebitchy)
Replace reporters with AI? What could go wrong? (Wonkette)
Ryan Reynolds says Blake Lively grew up working class. Haha sure, pal. (The Cut)
Even Fox News is going, “Yeah, wait a minute, Tulsi Gabbard is part of a crazy cult. Someone should look into that.” (Mediaite)
From Andrew:
Me addressing a stadium full of four year olds to tell them Santa isn’t real
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— Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) December 16, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Krysten Ritter is ready to return to the MCU. (Deadline)
Amanda Seyfried was not auditioning for Wicked in that viral video. (The Wrap)
From Roxana: Huh. “Hot Dr. Pepper is a lost holiday tradition that deserves a comeback.” (Food & Wine)
Naughty Dog has a new sci-fi game? I’m listening. (Kotaku)
Would you believe Brian Cox dunked on Jeremy Strong again? I’m talking a completely separate time from the blurb I linked last week. The man is unstoppable. (A.V. Club)
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From Kayleigh:
What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’
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— The Onion (@theonion.com) December 16, 2024 at 3:23 PM