Trump’s Closing Message Is to Emulate Sex Act with Microphone

The election is in three days. There’s no point in trying to avoid politics, and we may as well begin with Trump emulating a blow job with a busted mic before he erupted and threatened to “knock the hell out of people backstage.” There are so many reasons to vote for Kamala Harris on Tuesday. Not having to deal with this person anymore is high among them.

Avengers Assemble for Kamala! – (Lainey Gossip)

Does it sway anyone that the cool celebrities are voting for Harris/Walz? I don’t know, but there are a lot of them. – (The Cut)

Compared to the list of “celebrities” endorsing Trump/Vance. – (Deadline)

Good Guy Tim Walz helped a struggling student and Fox is ON IT. – (Wonkette)

Fishbone released a new song called ‘Racist Piece of S-t.’ Hmmmm, I wonder who it could be about… – (Yahoo)

Paris Hilton released a new song called ‘ADHD.’ Hmmmm, I wonder what it could be about… I’m just kidding. It’s about ADHD. – (The Cut)

Remember when we were all, “I can’t wait for menopause! I just want to be done with my period!” Remember? Ok, now here we are.

Céline followed up the lovefest between Adele and herself following the October 26th Vegas show.

They both made ME cry! – (PEOPLE)

TIL that the GFY commenters and I are not the same. I was excited to see the Afternoon Chat topic of Holy Grail Lip Balms but soon realized that I am either bougie AF (probably) or GFY readers know something I don’t when it comes to lip balm (improbable but not impossible). Now I must know, what are your favorite lip quenchers? – (GFY)

Another Biden/Harris accomplishment that isn’t getting nearly enough attention as far as I’m concerned: The long national nightmare of McDonald’s ice cream machines ALWAYS being down has been fixed. – (Celebitchy)

Finally, the moment the chia pet has been waiting for! – (Cracked)

“So make the giant inflatable friendship bracelets” I’m pretty sure those were the original lyrics in ‘You’re on Your Own, Kid.’ I love this so very much! What a great idea, New Orleans. I wasn’t lucky enough to get tickets to any Indy shows this weekend, but my friends went to Friday’s show. I hope they got pictures with the big bouncy bracelets. – (NOLA)

We saw the celebrity Halloween costumes, which were good, but come on, they weren’t DOGS IN COSTUMES!

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Plus, bonus! Miss Promise!

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