I’m a weird guy who writes very weird things online, but one thing you will never catch me doing is crying about Taylor Swift going to football games to support her boyfriend. And that’s exactly what she’s doing above as she arrives at Arrowhead Stadium to watch the Kansas City Chiefs take on the Baltimore Ravens on Thursday night. At this point, her presence really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, and yet, dudes lost their minds this week because Swift was heavily featured in a new promo spot touting the return of the NFL. You’d think a blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman having a heterosexual relationship with a white beefy football star would be the most all-American thing in the world to these chuds — chuds who’ve been super into Hitler lately, I might add — but they are furious because now young girls are liking the sport. Oh, oh no! What’s the saying I’m looking for here? Oh, right: F**k your feelings.
What really happened between Naomi Campbell and “the other lady,” Anna Wintour, at Harlem’s Fashion Row event? (Lainey Gossip)
Donald Trump and Brittany Mahomes are getting married. I don’t know how else you interpret this information. (Celebitchy)
How did evil Russians manage to fool Tim Pool and Benny Johnson? (Wonkette)
From Tori: This Lisa Frank docuseries has a pretty good title, even if it doesn’t quite evoke the dolphins dancing in the moonlight I had on my Trapper Keeper in fourth grade. (Variety)
Linkin Park has a new lead singer that I’m sure dudes online will be totally normal about as they always are. (Rolling Stone)
The new Harry Potter Quidditch game will have they/them pronouns, which does jab a stick in J.K. Rowling’s eye, but also pours money into her pocket, so… (Daily Beast)
From Roxana: OMG. Altoids Sours have returned after 14 years! (NY Post)
James Gunn lifts the lid on Creature Commandos. (Gizmodo)
Melissa McCarthy and Clive Owen are starring in a new Paramount+ series about… JonBenet Ramsey’s parents? Oh. Oh no. (Deadline)
From Petr: We’re so back, baby! The Fyre Festival returns with nearly $8,000 tickets. (Guardian)
Donttrustthe_bea is recommending E.M. Carroll’s psychological ghost story graphic novel, A Guest in the House. “It’s dark and gritty but Carroll’s illustrations are beautiful pieces of art that highlight how complicated trauma, mental illness, and domestic life can be.” What are some of your recent graphic novel reads? (Cannonball Read 16)