You Might Be Able To (Legally) Watch ‘Dogma’ Very Soon

“Look, Chahleen, I’m a fawkin’ angel! Let’s get married and then divorce two yeahs lateh.”

In news that got a very enthusiastic reaction in the Pajiba Slack, Kevin Smith sure sounds like he’s on the cusp of finally freeing Dogma from purgatory with a home video release. (/Film)

Vogue cover star Billie Eilish seems excited to experience true professional independence without brother Finneas by her side. (Lainey Gossip)

Chris Pine is a fur baby guy. Noted. (Celebitchy)

Trump still “phone-bones” Putin. (Wonkette)

Somehow, Limp Bizkit has returned… to sue Universal Music Group. (Variety)

From Roxana: January 6 rioters are running their jail block like a gang. They’re leaving more radicalized than ever. (Intelligencer)

The Harry Potter TV show is having trouble recruiting actors because J.K. Rowling is a transphobic hellbeast. (The Mary Sue)

The case of Jack Nicholson’s missing baby teeth. (Vulture)

From Jen: Donald Glover is recovering after having surgery in Houston last week. (Chron)

Megyn Kelly is frothing at the mouth about Call Her Daddy now. (Daily Beast)

The Chippendales are unionizing! (Jezebel)

Rachel Kushner’s spy novel, Creation Lake, has been shortlisted for the Booker Prize and was on the National Book Award longlist. What does Jake, a reader of pulpy spy novels think? “‘Sadie’ isn’t especially good at her job as the book makes clear, but her job is a locus for examining the emptiness of her life, the concept of ‘identity,’ and the future of the planet.” Why do you read spy novels?  (Cannonball Read 16)

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